Day Jobs

This helps us pay our bills
It’s not very big on thrills
Not a metal life
But it’s big on needless strife
We slave away at our day jobs
We are above you slobs
9 to 5 we’re nothing but pigs
Are we gonna make it big
Wake Up
Apply my makeup and get dressed
Put on my pants and get psyched up
Head out the door and I’m at work
Helping old ladies just squeeze in
Into a dress that is just too small
Listen to a boss that’s just dumb
Try to explain to me base things
I’m just not some stupid air head
I just want a mic in my hand
Headbanging, screaming with all my band
Style just tries to take it all from me
Fashion is just so much fun can’t you see
This helps us pay our bills
It’s not very big on thrills
Not a stylish life
But it’s big on needless strife