Punk Rock Classics

Everybody grows a beard eventually
Soon enough shaves it off
Builds a time machine
Draws a bunch of cartoons
Takes cold showers
Loses their awareness
Acts like a camel
Then they grow a beard again and forget
That they grew it out the first time
They never did
Yeah they think they never did
Everybody shaves their head eventually
Soon enough grows it out
Throws away their couch
Plans another road trip
Takes on Sephiroth
Thinks about what they should’ve said to their crush
Then they shave their head again and forget
That they shaved it off the first time
They never did
Yeah they—never did