Atm Machine

I drove my digger up to your back door last night
Started up the engine, I was finished before daylight
I’m just here on business while I make this small withdrawl
If you come back tomorrow all you’ll find is a hole in the wall
Oh, I’ve got a brand new ATM but I haven’t got a pin
All these bloody bank cards, I’ll throw them in the bin
Oh, I’ve got fifty thousand and it feels like a lottery win
Oh, I’ve got a brand new ATM, but I haven’t got the pin
Got a couple of mates who live near Keady Town
They stole a dumper and drove all the way down
They rammed her through the bank door, puling down the bank side
In all the dust and rubble they left the cash behind
Oh, I’ve got a brand new ATM but I haven’t got a pin
All these bloody bank cards, I’ll throw them in the bin
Oh, I’ve got fifty thousand and it feels like a lottery win
Oh, I’ve got a brand new ATM, but I haven’t got the pin
Jimmy Joe and Johnny went to Coothill one night
With a low loader and a digger they struck before daylight
Says Jimmy there’s two banks here which one will get done
Says Johnny we’ll take two of them, it’s two for the price of one
Oh, I’ve got a brand new ATM but I haven’t got a pin
All these bloody bank cards, I’ll throw them in the bin
Oh, I’ve got fifty thousand and it feels like a lottery win
Oh, I’ve got a brand new ATM, but I haven’t got the pin
Last night I was drinking in my local pub
Ran out of money asked the bar man for a sub
Says he now Seamus there’s a cash machine in the hall
But when I crossed the street, all I found was a hole in the wall
Oh, I’ve got a brand new ATM but I haven’t got a pin
All these bloody bank cards, I’ll throw them in the bin
Oh, I’ve got fifty thousand and it feels like a lottery win
Oh, I’ve got a brand new ATM, but I haven’t got the pin