Cell Phone

What’s the nerve of you, talking on your cell phone?
Ain’t you got nothing better to do, talking on your cell phone?
Walking down the sidewalk, sitting at home with your girlfriend? No end?
I wish you’d put it away that itty-bitty cell phone.
Drive your S.U.V. talking on your cell phone.
Miracle of technology your fancy cell phone.
You’re walking around like it’s glued to your ear with a ha ha, hee hee.
A new drug with a battery your cell phone.
(Fugue)
In the movie we hear it ring your fancy little cell phone
In the restaurant hear it sing that trendy cell phone
Trade your stocks and buy a new car you’re so important.
Cell phone cell phone cell phone cell phone…