Bicycle Kid

He’s a bicycle kid, He’s got his Mister T. slippers
He’s a bicycle kid, he’s eleven years old
Dog-faced spawn of a working class Tory
Bicycle kid never does what he’s told
He’s a bicycle kid and he wants to get a crossbow
Bicycle kid had a rabbit that died:
Evil little fucker put his pet through the window
The he ran to his mother and he cried, cried, cried
So cry like an onion bicycle kid
'Coz I’m gonna get your for the things that you did
Cry like an onion bicycle kid
You’re just another sucker at heart
Bicyle kid — extortion in the playground
What does he do with all the money he made?
Bicyle kid in Kentucky Fried Chicken
And the WHAM-BAM-RAMBO machine arcade
He’s a bicycle kid, and his mother’s on Valium
He’s a bicycle kid, and his dad’s on the lump
He’s a bicycle kid, and his tea’s in the micro
He’s a bicycle kid and he’s on the dump
Bicycle kid shitting in a greenhouse
Bicycle kid down at the aquadrome
Bicycle kid in trouble with a policeman
Bicycle kid «he's a good boy at home»
Bicycle kid grow up and get an Escort
(Ford Escort, that is. Eighties wide-boy motor)
Bicycle kid grow up and get worse
Bicycle kid forget to use a condom
Bicycle kid! It’s evolution in reverse!
You’re an evil mother fucker
Fade