Love and Math

You may not like me now, but we have one thing in common:
We’re both in love with math
So let’s attempt to solve this problem
Break down the factors of these two actors
You’ll see that I’m the one your left brain is after
Well, you might want to subtract me, but I just want to add you
So to break into your quadrant, I’ll do everything I have to
Give me a sign; am I going off on a tangent?
I took my hope for us and I graphed it
Why ask if the probability of this working out is low?
Let’s just try to make it function and see how it goes
We can dig trig or the Next Big Thing
Formulaic love I promise not to bring
Overlook my defects as I solve for 3x
'Cause what I lack in brains, I make up in respect
And I hope that if you find me statistically deficient
You’ll at least find me linguistically exquisite
Take my digits in yours
See what I have to offer
We’ll have memories to store if we just divide and conquer
And honey, I promise you that as long as I’m able
I’ll keep on preparing you the finest In-Out tables
Peace out