My Dog

I got a big ol' dog, he’s mighty fine
He could bite off your arm, boys, and he’s all mine
He’s the size of a small car, he’s down on all fours
Yeah, he ain’t no ordinary dog, and boys, he ain’t yours
Well I got a dog, big as a plane
Got more power than a hurricane
Well, you take him for a walk with a big steel chain
All he eats for breakfast is crack cocaine
My dog could kill you where you sleep
My every wish is his command
Every word I say, I swear, he understands
I’d be more careful if I were you
My dog could tear you apart like you was a shoe
Well I got a dog, big as a plane
Got more power than a hurricane
Well, you take him for a walk with a big steel chain
All he eats for breakfast is crack cocaine
My dog could kill you where you sleep
Well you can run, boys, and you can hide
But you’ll never be safe with my dog by my side
My dog can fetch, my dog can play
He’s a demon half-breed with a whole lotta hell to pay
I said, I got a dog, big as a plane
Got more power than a hurricane
Well, you take him for a walk with a big steel chain
All he eats for breakfast is crack cocaine
My dog could kill you where you sleep