My Pussy-Puss

If you can catch that mouse
There’s a saucer of cream for my pussy-puss
A saucer of cream for my pussy-puss
If you can drive that vermin from this house
There’s a saucer of cream for my pussy-puss
A saucer of cream for my pussy-puss
You mustn’t be too coy
And make that vile thing your toy
If you bat it all around
Soon it will be nowhere to be found
And pussy-puss shall go hungry
If you can catch that mouse
There’s a saucer of cream for my pussy-puss
A saucer of cream for my pussy-puss
You must lie-in-wait all through the night
And choose the perfect time to strike
Beyond the shadow of a doubt
When i awake, it shall be helpless in your mouth
And pussy-puss shall be rewarded
If you can catch that mouse
There’s a saucer of cream for my pussy-puss
A saucer of cream for my pussy
Please help me sleep
There is no peace, no reprieve, no release
Do this for me, you’ll surely see
One good turn shall return another
If you can catch that mouse
There’s a saucer of cream for my pussy-puss
A saucer of cream for my pussy-puss
If you can drive that vermin from this house
There’s a saucer of cream, a saucer of cream
A saucer of cream, a saucer of cream
A saucer of cream for my pussy