Fat Cat

You try to make me be like you
All diggin' and barkin' and confused
You try to make me be like that
Oh baby, can’t you see that I’m a Cat
Yes, I’m a Fat Cat baby
And I don’t dig that, no no no
Yes, I’m a Fat Cat baby
And I’m not like that
Well, you try to make me be like you
You say go fetch the stick the man threw
You try to make me go that way
You tell me that’s what people like today…
But I’m a Fat Cat baby
And I won’t chase that, no no no
Yes, I’m a Fat Cat baby
And I’m not like that
You try to make me bark at you
You tell that’s what a dog is supposed to do
But you are barking up the wrong tree
Oh baby won’t you take a look at me
Oh, I’m a Fat Cat baby
And I won’t fake that, no no no
Yes, I’m a Fat Cat baby
And I’m not like that
The world keeps spinning round and round
So don’t panic when I get low down
I think I’d better throw a dog a bone, oh baby
'Cause I’m the fattest cat this side of town
Yes, I’m a Fat Cat baby
And I don’t dig that, no no no
Yes, I’m a Fat Cat baby
And I’m not like that
And I said ooo oo baby
And a ooo oo girlfriend
And a ooo oo baby