Only Fools and Horses

We’ve got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles
T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s
Ball games, gold chains, whatsnames, pictures frames and leather goods
And Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush
Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush …
No income tax, no V.A.T.
No money back, no guarantee
Black or white, rich or poor
We’ll cut prices at a stroke…
God bless y Street
Viva y Street
Long live y Street
C’est magnifique, y Street
Magnifique, y Street
y Street