Strong

I could have been famous as you’ve never been
But since you’re so jealous, well I just gave in
I am strong, got to move on
I am so strong and I’ll forget your hard on, yeah
I’ve never learned when it’s enough
I’ve never learned when to stop
I am perfect liar but a true friend
Like a dog I would walk you to the end
And why do I still cook for two?
Is that why I am fat? Oh my god I do miss you!
But I am strong, even open cans on my own
And I masturbate on, so go to hell with your hard on!
There comes a time when it’s enough
You got to crawl back to your own cross
You’ll never get true love from that man
Even if he says he understands
Even if he has bigger hands
Even if he takes you to a different land, yeah
Even if you’re making love, in the sand
I pick my nose when I think that you can’t see
And maybe that’s why I’ll never marry you!