Hogwash

My name’s Professor Pig
I’m gonna be something big in mathematics
Hogwash uh-huh
Hogwash uh-huh
Now can’t you see I’m gonna save the world baby
Can’t you see I’m all aglow with great ideas
I’m such a crazy bore and baby what is more
I’m gonna pass a bacon law
Take an observation of the style won’t you
Look at all the things that you ain’t seen before
Well you can look around and everything I found
Baby I’m the pork of the town
The time has come to bring about a change
At first I think you’ll feel a little strange
You know you gotta realise I’m here to stay
Hogwash uh-huh
Hogwash uh-huh
It’s time to show you all my latest invention
Maybe it’s a little wild to mention here
I’ll give a littl clue, the rest is up to you
So sharpn up your point of view
The time has come to bring about a change
At first I think you’ll feel a little strange
This little gem of mine is gonna save your bacon one day
Hogwash uh-huh
Hogwash