Pants

I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt
I’m not embarassed to go out,
It wouldn’t be the first
I’ve looked underneath evertyhing
the place is such a mess
there’s stuff to do, I must go out,
it’s probably for the best
I couldn’t find my pants today
I think it’s probably better that way
I used to dream I was at scool
and running with no pants
that nigthmare has become my dream
it’s difficult to grasp
even though I must avoid a visit from the cops
there’s nothing I like better than
to walk up to the shops