Sweet Marie

I’m off to see my sweet Marie
the only girl who’s right for me
I’m going to invite her out with me tonight
She’s pretty as a pearl you see
and it would mean the world to me
if I could walk beside her in the pale moonlight
On her doorstep I stand
with seven roses in my hand
hoping that she’ll hear me out
As the door opens wide
and I see my future bride
I go dry in my mouth
But she says
'Go please go,'cause I will call the cops if you don’t go, please go away
Go please go I’ve told you many times before
Just go please go away'
Marie has let her hair hang down
it dances as she turns around
and locks the door behind her
as she goes back inside
I know she’s only teasing me
so I climb onto her balcony
and I crawl in through a window
she left open wide
In her bathroom I stand with
a spring knife in my hand
hoping that she’ll hear me out
Now she’ll finally realise
that I am kind and I am nice
but all I hear is a shout
That sounds like:
'Go please go
How did you get into my house?
Just go, please go away
go please go
you mentally unstable bastard
please just go away'
Marie is such a pretty one
now we will have a lot of fun
I’ve barred all doors and windows
to get the mood just right
I’ve tied her to a kitchen chair
and I’ve gagged her with her underwear
and now I’ll get to be beside her
until the morning light
In her basement
I stand with a chainsaw in my hand
hoping that she’ll hear me out
Now she’ll finally get to see
the kind of person I can be
when circumstances are right
But she says
'Mm mm mm mmhmm mmhmm mmhmm mm mmhmm mmhmm mm mm
mm mm mm mmhmm mmhmm mmhmm mm mmhmm mmhmm mm mm'
'Go please go,'cause I will call the cops if you don’t go, please go away
Go please go you mentally unstable bastard
please just go away'