The Fall Guy

Well, I’m not the kind to kiss and tell, But I’ve been seen with Farrah.
I’ve never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I’ve been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo.
But somehow they just don’t end up as mine…
It’s a death-defying life I lead, I’ll take my chances.
I’ve died for a living in the movies and tv.
But the hardest thing I’ll ever do is watch my leading ladies,
Kiss some other guy while I’m bandaging my knee.
I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car,
'Cause I’m the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.
I’ve never spent much time in school, but I taught ladies plenty.
It’s true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey!
I’ve gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up over Rachel Welch
But when I wind up in the hay, it’s only hay, hey hey!
I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine,
'Cause I’m the unknown stuntman, that makes Eastwood look so fine.