Michael Joined the Navy

Michael joined the navy at the age of 21. They sent him to Virginia where he
learned to shoot a gun
Whoa Whoa. Whoa Whoa. He’s on a big boat now
He signed away his life, now he gets to see the world. He sent me home a
postcard of a really pretty girl
You gotta fight for your country. Fight for your flag. Don’t let them turn you
into a fag
Keep America free for me. (on the 4th of July-John's drunk ass lyric line)
Well he’s floating off at sea underneath the blazing sun
I’ll bet he lost his gut chasing hookers on the run
And if we ever go to war, should be over pretty fast