Busted Condom

I’m just a product of a busted condom. Society doesn’t give a «fuck» about me
A mistake at the latex factory. Another crying babies mouth to feed.
My friends used to go to the grocery store and poke holes in the boxes
But they don’t think that’s funny anymore because now they’re paying their taxes
I’m just a busted condom. You’re just a busted condom. She’s just a busted
condom
We’re the products of the busted condoms. SNAP!
I’m just the product of a busted condom. It doesn’t really matter how I got here
A little too much Peach Schnapps and bourbon mixed in with half a bottle of beer
You roll 'em on and you stick 'em in and you think that it’s all in fun
But when the condom snaps and the sperm leaks out, Congrats! You’ve got a son!
You stand all day in the welfare line just to get some of Uncle Sam’s money
It’s just the life of a B.C. baby and it isn’t very funny…