Nuts Bolts And Screws

Old Funny Farm ain’t no home
Joe was sittin' there on his own
sittin there a pissin', missin' all the kissin'
wishin' that he wasn’t alone.
CHORUS
I heard it on the news I heard it on the news
nuts bolts and screws I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news I heard it on the news
nuts bolts and screws I heard it on the news
All of the cuckoos at rest
one flies away from the nest
finds himself a cutie, a root-tootin beauty
she make the hair stand up on his chest
CHORUS
All he needed was a little bit of company
just to help him take away some of the misery
All he wanted was a little bit of ecstasy
Sure looks like he had it sure no doubt about it at all
Joe he got a shot in the arm
and now he’s sleepin' back at the farm
Still knows he can do it I guess he always knew it He never done nobody no harm
CHORUS