I'm Gonna Bring A Watermelon To My Girl Tonight

I brought my girl an apple
She let me hold her hand.
I brought my girl an orange
We kissed beneath the band.
I brought my girl bananas
She let me squeeze her tight.
I’m going to bring a watermelon
To my girl tonight.
I brought my girl red ribbons
She hung them in her hair.
I brought my girl sequins
She stuck them here and there.
I brought my girl good china
She hung it from her shelf.
Tonight I’m going to bring a rope
And she can hang herself.