Postcard

Oh, I do like to be beside the sea
Drinking bear sits in Silver’s Arcade
Sips imaginary lemonade
Amusement Pork!
Writing letters home
What a lovely view-EE-ooo (blah blah blab blab) (Dear Mom)
«What the Butler Saw» was a bit of a drag
The captain says he’s going to heave, too
Bored with Bingo, we went for a swim
Fat sea cows with gorgonzola skin
Semi-nude!
After lunch, we grabbed our trunks
And we all got cramp!
Trousers rolled, the sea is cold
But it’s good for chillblains
On the prom, white plimsolls and blue shorts
Brass band playing by the tennis courts
Love-fifteen! Love fifteen year olds
What a lovely view-EE-ooo, I’ve written at last
What’s the rudest one? Just for a laugh
Just married and it sticks out for a mile!
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
It rained yesterday, so we stayed indoors
The food’s all right, I’m okay, hope you are same
Wish you were always, your loving son Anthony
I hope I get bronze this year