Check-Up (from the neck up)

Don’t dangle kudos medallions no-one else can see!
You’re a beef-witted, self-appointed prophet
The planet does not revolve around you: it’s full of those far more talented,
deft, adept, deserving
Prancing around with very little clothes on now;
The joke could be on you —
It’s been raining in the real world
Fucking chucking it down outside!
Grey matter suicide — get a check-up!
You mangle all reason, tangle with sleaze and wrangle lies into shapes that
only you can recognise
Blinkered by reptilian race —
A lizard with a human face
Bints and beers —
Dropped hints are falling on deaf ears;
Your fingerprints are in the smears
Incriminating your alter-ego, so
Get a grip! It’s not about one-upmanship
Here, have another red-hot tip:
Once is a blip, but twice is a new league
Prancing around; king of your private dirt-mound
The joke could be on you —
It’s been raining in the real world
Fucking chucking it down outside!
Grey matter suicide!
Get a check-up
From the neck up
Lest one day you run out of luck
Social glue
Never bonded with you —
It’s no surprise you came unstuck
You’ll probably never listen to this, you’d just misquote
Misinterpret, totally miss the message
Despicable, unpredictable prick: all terms applicable
To this sickly mess!
Stand under the rain, un-bury your brain and wonder…
Unimpressed by your chest;
Please get dressed (you're making no friends here)
Unwelcome guest (you make us all unwelcome)
Unimpressed by your chest;
Please get dressed (you're making no friends here)
Unwelcome guest (you make us all unwelcome)
Unimpressed by your chest;
Please get dressed (you're making no friends here)
Unwelcome guest (you make us all unwelcome)
Unimpressed