Big Car

Step away from the car!
Step away from the car!
I’m spending my days out loungin', like a lizard I’m smooth
I got a polyester closet full of three piece suits
And my face has got the stank from the cologne that I use
I’m smooth
Leaving a trail of broken hearts, I’m the lovin' thief
I can impress them and undress them with my sensitivity
Look at the time, if you’ll forgive me I’ve got places to be
I’m smooth
I’ve got to be the smoothest thing that I’ve ever seen
You must wish that you were me
Driving in a big car (taking my time)
Feeling like a big star (looking so fine)
Drinking from a big glass (taking my time)
Feeling like a big star (looking so fine)
Start them right off with a line that they just can’t ignore
What’s your name, what’s your sign, I think I’ve seen you before
And when you walk it makes me wanna watch you walk some more
But when you talk it makes me wanna watch you walk some more
He’s leaving a trail of broken hearts, he’s the loving thief
He’s got a million alibis hidden up his sleeve
Hold that thought for a moment, do ya see what I see
There’s a girl across the way, she’s probably falling in love with me
I’ve gotta be the sweetest thing that she’s ever seen
She must want to ride with me
If you could drive in a big car, would you drive in a big car?
Driving in a big car (taking my time)
Feeling like a big star (looking so fine)
Drinking from a big glass (taking my time)
Feeling like a big star (looking so fine)
I’m just another manifestation of your oldest desire
And if you’re thinkin' you’ve got an inkling that ya need me to sire
And if you want to be treated like a movie star
I said you, me, let’s get in the car
I’ve got to be the spookiest thing you’ve ever seen
They all want to ride with me
Driving in a big car
Feeling like a big star (oh yeah)
Drinking from a big glass
Feeling like a big star
Driving in a big car
Feeling like a big star (oh yeah)
Drinking from a big glass
Feeling like a big star
If you could drive in a big car, would you drive in a big car?
Step away from the car