180 Lbs.

I own the worst records, of all time
I got 'em stored on a Ikeah shelf of mine
They make me laugh
They make me cry
For owning the Voice of the Voiceless
I deserve to die
Wherever you go, I will be there
Where ever you leave, I will go away
Though to you, it seems it is implausible
180 lbs is what I weigh
Why do i own Fireparty?
The last Dag Nasty Cd?
The 1st Snapcase 7″
Or anything by F.Y.P.
I own S.N.F.U. and fucking Pennywise
Oh my god, what is wrong with me?
I got a bad curse that follows me
It makes me purchase the worst records produced in history
I’ve sworn off buying records, after this one I’m done
I buy 15 bad records to every good one
(The curse says «Wherever you go…»)