4th Grade Book Report Blues

I was bored, I was lonely, so I read you 'til the end
But I would not recommend you to a friend
The right reading level, just the right twists and bends
Still, I would not recommend you to a friend
You left me so empty in the Chapter Books room
You talked about menstruation more than Judy Bloom
The pictures were gloomy, but I stuck around 'til the end
And I would not recommend you to a friend
No, I would not recommend you to a friend
No, I would not recommend you
Would not defend you
When the boys start throwing rocks again
No, I would not recommend you to a friend
No, I would not recommend you to a friend
No, I would not recommend you to a friend