Can't Afford It

I’m gonna ask you for it
I’m gonna ask you for it
I’m gonna ask you for it
Because I can’t afford it
I’m unemployed again
I did my weekly shopping for three bucks
So pull up to mine and we can spend the evening drinking your red wine
I don’t need money or your sympathy, but would you mind calling me an Uber at 3
I am that sad, that’s my own fault
But oh well, I’ll be fine because
I’m gonna ask you for it
I’m gonna ask you for it
I’m gonna ask you for it
Because I can’t afford it
I’m gonna ask you for it
I’m gonna ask you for it
I’m gonna ask you for it
Because I can’t afford it
All that or la-di-da
And if you can’t pay rent then ha-ha-ha
And I like to laugh at my own expense because my price tag isn’t that expensive
And yes, I’m well aware
I’m lazy and I just don’t care at all
But that’s alright cause I’m gonna ask you for it, because I can’t afford it
I’m gonna ask you for it
I’m gonna ask you for it
I’m gonna ask you for it
Because I can’t afford it
I’m gonna ask you for it
I’m gonna ask you for it
I’m gonna ask you for it
Because I can’t afford it (x2)