Why March When You Can Buy It?

Cocomidopropyl Betaine
Amonium Lauryal Sulphate
Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride
And horse tail extract
This is what you wash your hair with
To keep your follicles clean
And give them some sheen
You know what I mean
Shampoo!
Dextrose, Fructose, Glucose, Sugar
Sodium Monofluorophosphate
Zinc Citrate, Trihydrate
And sugar sugar sugar sugar
This is what you brush your teeth with
Keeps your toothy pegs white
Shiny and bright
You should brush 'em each night
Toothpaste!
She had a leather jacket on
and a green mohawk
I said «Hi we’ve probably got some stuff
in common, would you like to talk?»
She said «About what?"and I said
«well how about a revolution against this
money driven patriarchy?"and she said
«no thanks. it sounds a little weird and besides,
I’d be late for my job at the bank.»
Why march when you can buy it?