The Everlasting Difficulty of Important Choices

Skirt or trousers
Or those nice jeans, oh shush —
They are dirty
And which shirt should I wear?
What can I do to my hair?
Why does it have to be so damn impossible
To find clothes for tonight oh
My closet’s full of dull and boring clothes
And I’m gonna look like shit for sure
Which jacket should I wear?
Is it cold out there?
Fu these shoes don’t match
Oh please make the train wait for me
And my face looks shapeless my left eye is so stupid
There’s no time to make up anymore so I’ll look yääh
Uh, I look like a sausage!
Everybody’s going there and gonna be so pretty
I’ve just got these beaten up shoes and they look so ugly
My closet’s full of dull and boring clothes
And I’ll be laughed at anyway so fuck —
I’ll just go naked