Ain't No One Getting Laid

Blue eyes and great thighs.
I wish i hadn’t seen her.
I’m not too fucking bright, but i gotta bright idea.
She didn’t say she likes me, but she ain’t saying no.
I’ll be chasing my dick all night long «here we go.»
I’m talking a whole lot, only thinking a little bit.
I tell her that her car is nice when its a piece of shit.
I don’t remember much of the two hours that have passed.
Except i talked a lot of bullshit and ain’t gettin' any ass man.
Might as well forget it.
Might as well forget it.
Might as well forget it.
Ain’t no one getting laid.