Swole

Work out will make you strong
You can be like King Kong, like King Kong
And nobody can tell you that you’re very wrong
Yes, I like to lift weights
I’ve found it gets me dates
And they don’t even mind when I am very late
I’ve always got to work
And if you see me shirk, see me shirk
Beware and stay away because I’ll go berserk
Do not forget to stretch
You’ll be a broken wretch
Yes, always staying limber, that’s the very best
I’m swole
Let me hold you
Oh-one-two oh-one-two
That’s what I’d bench for you, just for you, all for you
And if you don’t believe me, well, what can I do?
But nine-two-six-two-nine
That number is so fine, it’s divine
I’m hoping by next year I’ll be twice this size
I’m swole
Let me hold you
I’m in control
But I do not control you
And I don’t want to