Teach the Controversy

Do you believe in heliocentrism
In the face of an anthropocentric God?
All I see is an unholy, ancient schism
Based on a secuar plot
Tell me, do you believe in our round planet?
Have you ever seen it with your own eyes?
All we have are some photographs and movies
And webs of government lies
All these are only theories
Ways to find controversy to teach
In lieu of Darwin’s masterpiece
Let’s kiss the modern age good-bye
Tell me, do you believe in gravitation?
One heathen’s law as a universal truth?
All they can point to are arcane equations
I’m still waiting for proof
Do you believe in sexual reproduction?
Dirty games as the most creative force?
Daddy’s avian transport concotion
Is what I prefer to endorse