Canines Came from Cosmic Space

Just sit right back, I’ll tell you true
About the dogs you thought you knew
They came from planet Beta-2
When evil space cats overthrew
They came here when the Earth was new
They’re interstellar refugees
They crossed the galaxy with ease
Fleeing from their enemies
The dreaded Astro-Siamese
And their deadly photon fleas
Canines came from cosmic space
When astro cats destroyed their place
On Earth, they would reverse the chase
And join forces with the human race
Yeah, canines came from cosmic space
Those evil cats used deadly tools
To capture the dogs' molecules
Those left behind were treated cruel
And harvested for their dog drool
The space cats used it for their fuel
Those lucky dogs that did break free
Inhabited their sub, you see
A hundred thousand centuries
The canines won, it’s plain to see
There ain’t no cat show on TV
Canines came from cosmic space
When astro cats destroyed their place
On Earth, they would reverse the chase
And join forces with the human race
Yeah, canines came from cosmic space
Yeah, canines came from
COOOOOSSSSMIIIICCC
Space
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