Remember Me

If I were to die in my sleep
Watching TV with a low-sugar drink
I’d send you a poem through the screen
That says remember me the minute you wake
Oh, and if I’m killed in the van
It would be an orgy of equipment with my Gameboy in-hand
I’d send you message from God
That says remember me when you are warm
And if I’m killed in the tub
I don’t take baths all that often but there’s really no telling
I’d send you a song through the drain
That says remember me the minute you wake
Oh and if I’m hit by a car
You can find me at heaven
I’ll be at the bar
Singing the last thing you said
Says remember me the minute you wake
So when you’re bottom lip starts to shake
Cuz of all those goddamn college women’s mistakes
I’ll send you a message from God
That says remember that you’re being watched