A-Zit

A zit? A zit!
My fans will throw a fit
My gorgeous face of charm and grace
Has never had a single trace
Of anything that’s out of place
And now I have a zit?
Don’t like it a bit!
Because it’s big, its sore
And it’s clogging up my pore
Just look at this, it’s really sick
Like something out of a horror flick
It’s gonna ruin my cover pic
It’s twice as big as Moby Dick
I gotta get rid of it really quick
I really hate this zit!
[Verse 2: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Calm down a bit
We know just how you feel
Relax, it’s no big deal
We all get zits sooner or later
Some are big and some are greater
Yours looks like a meteor crater
But we know it’s not!
Thanks a lot!
A zit, a zit
Oh yes, that’s it
We must admit
It’s growing on you
Okay, it’s there
And folks may stare
And kids might scare
But still, it’s true
That it’s just a little spot
It’s nothing—
No, it’s not!
It’s awful see, just look up close
It’s so disgusting and morose
Oh my goodness, that is gross!
I have got a Dot?!
Was that my spot?
[Verse 2: Zit and Dot}
A Dot, a Dot!
I can’t believe I’ve got!
This great big thing
I don’t know what
A little girl with a pixie cut
Is growing right here on my butt
A great big Warner Dot!
Who’d have thought?
You can speak?
Yeah, I speak!
Though, I only live a week
We zits have feelings, too you know
And hopes and dreams and plans to grow
Maybe visit Idaho
But not to have a Dot!
Right where I’ve got!
A zit
I’ve got a Dot
I never dreamed
I never thought
I’d be so horrified right in my gut
It’s on my face
It’s on my butt
A Zit!
A Dot!
I tell you what
I don’t know what to do
A Zit
A Dot
I have a Zit
I have a Dot
My fans will throw a fit
Somehow we got
It’s growing on me
It’s on my face
It’s on my butt
I can’t erase
I’m in a rut
I don’t know what
I don’t know what
To do!
But what is true!
Is he can think! He can feel!
My pimple’s really real!
I guess somehow I didn’t see
That all he asks is, let him be
He really is a lot like me
My pimple is my friend
My Dot!
My Zit!
Hey, we could be a hit
You’re part of me, I’m part of you
We go together, just us two
So let’s go visit Boise Zoo
Dot Warner and her Zit
And now that’s it
And so let’s quit
It’s not so bad, in fact I’m glad
It’s great to have ab Dot/Zit!