Do Your Ears Hang Low

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
(Alright)
(Verse 2)
Does your nose stick out?
Does you have a giant snout?
When you go to turn around quick,
Do people duck and shout?
Every time you need to sneeze,
Do your neighbors feel a breeze?
Does your nose stick out?
Oh yeah…
Does your nose stick out?
Oh yeah…
Well…
If you look funny
That’s okay
Everyone is funny looking
In their own way
And if you look funny
That’s okay
Cause everyone is funny looking
In their own way
(Do your ears hang low?)
(Do they wobble to an fro?)
(Can you tie them in a knot?)
(Can you tie them in a bow?)
(Do your ears hang low?)
(Do they wobble to and fro?)
Do your feet stick out
Even farther than your snout?
Do people trip a mile away
When you try to walk about?
Never have your size of shoe
And they’re really stinky, too
Do your feet stick out?
Do your feet stick out?
Are your feet kind of stinky?
Well you should wash them in the sink-y
(Do your ears hang low?)
(Do they wobble to and fro?)
(Does your nose stick out?)
(Do you have a giant snout?)
(Do your ears hang low?)
(Can you tie them in a bow?)
(Those are really nice canoes)
(I'm sorry, I didn’t realize they’re your shoes)