I Don't Wanna Be A New York Ranger

You asked me to go to the Rangers game, so I said why not
I could use a beer or two or three or maybe more
We got there late, everyone was standing
Up for the American anthem
Except for me, at the mezzanine, grabbing a drink
I got lost somewhere in between
Thank god there’s a beer machine
I wish that I could find you
I wish that I could find you
I really need to find you
'Cause I’m lost in a sea of blue
The Rangers keep scoring, the crowd keeps roaring
My blood alcohol level’s soaring so high, I got in the wrong seats
I went for the high five, but you were gone
I tried looking to the Jumbotron
I think it said 9−1 in the 3rd
I couldn’t read it 'cause my eyes were blurred
That’s when I saw your face
Your tongue was dancing in the mouth of some other guy
I can’t believe you, can’t believe this, I wanna die
I wish that I could save myself tonight
Because there’s not enough beer in the world to make me cheer for the New York
You can go to hell New York, I never want to be a New York
Because there’s not enough beer in the world to make me cheer for the New York
You can go to hell New York, I never want to be a New York
Ranger danger, approaching from the rear, never trust a girl in a Richter jersey
Ranger danger, have another beer, never trust a girl in a Richter jersey
Ranger danger, Ranger danger, never trust a, never trust a
Ranger danger, Ranger danger, never trust a girl in a jersey