If I Was a Bartender

I’d already know what you were drinking
No, I wouldn’t have to find a reason
To walk up, say, «Hi, where you from? So am I,
And did you get your pretty eyes from your momma?»
And now you got me on a mission
For closing this 'cross-the-room distance
It’s 'bout 33 feet from the door to the bar
Where you are, and I’d already be with ya
If I was a bartender
Yeah, I’d be mixing it up with you right now
Instead of still making my way through the crowd
If I was your every day ending
There’d always be a pink umbrella in your drink
You’d already be telling it all to me
If I was a bartender
And if I was a bartender
I’d know all the troubles on your mind
And I’d help you leave 'em all behind
You’d wink and you’d wave, and I’d be on the way
With a couple double shots of tequila
And baby you can bet I’d shoot 'em with ya, heh
If I was a bartender
Yeah, I’d be mixing it up with you right now
Instead of still making my way through the crowd
If I was your every day ending
There’d always be a pink umbrella in your drink
You’d already be telling it all to me
If I was a bartender
If I was a bartender
Yeah, we’d already have a little history
Maybe not as much as this Friday night neon mystery
If I was a bartender
Yeah, I’d be mixing it up with you right now
Instead of still making my way through the crowd
If I was your every day ending
There’d always be a pink umbrella in your drink
You’d already be telling it all to me
If I was a bartender
If I was a bartender, yeah
If I was a bartender