A Skit About Robots

Thank you for calling financial services
To proceed in English, please say English
English
Thank you
Would you like to check your account balance?
Yes
Please say «account balance»
Account balance
I’m sorry, I don’t understand
If you would like to check your account balance
Please say «account balance»
Operator
To speak with an operator at any time, please say «operator»
Operator
Did you say «operator»?
Yes
Our automatic voice processing system is easy and convenient
Are you sure you’d rather speak with an operator?
If I should connect you to an operator now, please say «Yes»
Otherwise, say «No»
Yes
Did you say «yes»?
(Angrily) Yes!
OK. Please stand by for the next available operator
(Hold music)
Hi. This is a human operator
Hey, I just need to… uh…um…
Wait. What?
Hi. This is a human operator
Let’s have a human interaction
No, I want to talk to an actual person!
I’m sorry, I didn’t understand
Would you like to check your account balance?
I am going to stab you in the EPROM…
Please don’t
Well, you understood that!
I’m sorry
I’m sorry
Alright…