Crush

I know the physics of chemistry
The law of attraction and gravity
I’m not saying that I got a PhD
But I’ve broken this down scientifically
From protons and neutrons to tiny quarks
I see you building our universe
Out of one hundred billion galaxies
You wanna spend every day with me
I could run a couple tests
Make an educated guess
But the cold hard fact is you love me best
I could put it on a slide
With a microscopic eye
But the science never lies
I could put it in a lab
Take a scientific stab
But the cold hard fact is you want me bad
My family would like me to give up on the fight
But the science never lies
You’ve got a crush on me
And everybody knows, everybody knows now
You’ve got a crush on me
And everybody knows now
I know the basics of literature (literature)
I know my way round a couple words
I’m not saying that I got a PhD (PhD)
But I know you like I know my ABC’s
You keep switching the chapters and words around
Bug I see you building our story now
Out of one hundred billion lettered sheets
You always seem to open to me
Well I read a couple books
Took an educated look
And the cold hard fact is I got you hooked
I consulted with the press
And the ones who know you best
History never lies
Well I studied every page
Right from a to Z to A
And the cold hard fact is you’re here to stay
My family would like
Me to give up on the fight
But the history never lies, oh!
You’ve got a crush on me
And everybody knows, everybody knows now
You’ve got a crush on me
And everybody knows now
Everybody knows
Come on and let it go
Think it’s time to give up and go with the flow
'Cause I know you love me
I know a lot about therapy
My therapist says «It's anxiety»
I should probably be letting you take the lead but
But it’s obvious you wanna marry me
(Oh) you’ve got a crush on me and
Everybody knows, everybody knows now
You’ve got a crush on me
And everybody knows now
(Oh) you’ve got a crush on me and
Everybody knows, everybody knows
(Ah) you’ve got a crush on me
And everybody knows now