I've No More Fucks To Give

i’ve tried, tried, tried
and i’ve tried even more
i’ve cried, cried, cried
and i can’t recall what for
i’ve pressed, i’ve pushed, i’ve yelled, i’ve begged
in hope of some success
but the inevitable fact is that
it never will impress
i’ve no more f-cks to give,
my f-cks have runneth dry,
i’ve tried to go f-ck shopping
but there’s no f-cks left to buy
i’ve no more f-cks to give,
though more f-cks i’ve tried to get,
i’m over my f-ck budget and
i’m now in f-cking debt
i strive, strive, strive
to get everything done
i’ve played by all the rules
but i’ve very rarely won,
i’ve smiled, i’ve charmed, i’ve wooed
i’ve laughed,
alas to no avail
i’ve run round like a moron,
to unequivocally fail!
i’ve no more f-cks to give,
my f-ck fuse has just blown,
i’ve been hunting for my f-cks all day,
but they’ve upped and f-cked off home,
i’ve no more f-cks to give,
my f-ck rations are depleted,
i’ve rallied my f-ck army but
it’s been f-cking defeated!
the effort has just not been worth
the time or the expense
i’ve exhausted all my energy
for minimal recompense
the distinct lack of acknowledgment
has now begun to gall
and i’ve come to realize that i
don’t give a f-ck at all!
i’ve no more f-cks to give,
my f-cks have flown away,
my f-cks are now so f-cked off
they’ve refused to f-cking stay!
i’ve no more f-cks to give,
my f-cks have gone insane
they’ve come back round and p-ssed me
while they’re f-cking off again!
i’ve no more f-cks to give,
my f-cks have all dissolved,
i’ve planned many projects
but my f-cks won’t be involved!
i’ve no more f-cks to give,
my f-cks have all been spent,
they’ve f-cked off from the building
and i don’t know where they went!
i’ve no more f-cks to give,
i’ve no more f-cks to give,
i’ve no more f-cks,
i’ve no more f-cks,
i’ve no more f-cks to give!