I Want A Bowlegged Woman

I want a bowlegged woman that’s all
I want a bowlegged woman that’s tall
I’ll fall in love with her right from the start
Because her big fat legs are so far apart
I want a bowlegged woman right now
I want to find me a gal somehow
She’s got to be built like an ol' bass fiddle
Big bowed legs with plenty room in the middle
Got to be on my way
To find a bowlegged woman today
He wants a bowlegged woman… yeah
He wants a bowlegged woman… boy
I’ll fall in love with her right from the start
Because her big fat legs are so far apart
He wants a bowlegged woman… divine
A bowlegged woman that’s fine
She don’t have to be no glamour gal
But she’s got to have hoops like an ol' beer barrel
Got to be on my way
To find a bowlegged woman today
I found a bowlegged woman last night (yeah!)
And man, she was really all right
She had a solid straddle
When she came into battle
I dropped dead in the saddle
You couldn’t hear a rattle
And there was nobody there to run and tattle
Got to be on my way
To find a bowlegged woman today, I say
My woman with big bowed legs