You Will

It’s never winter here
We just wait for it to rain
There’s a lever in a locked house
To make Lagunita drain
Invisible ray in the palm of my hand
I point at the things I wish to command
Have you been faxed at the beach?
You will — and you will not be scared
Have you felt our awesome reach?
You will — and you will not be scared
We’re viciously polite
There’s just no end to our means
Always thinking bout the next meal
Down and out in limousines
Have you not felt incomplete?
You will — and you will not be scared
Have you worshipped at our feet?
You will — and you will not be scared
We’re very whimsical
So our pond is named Lake Lake
It’s both the best that we could do
And as real as we can take
Invisible ray in the palm of my hand
I point at the things I wish to command
Controlling machines I don’t understand
Have you ever wanted this?
You will — and you will not be scared
Have you ever known such bliss?
You will — and you will not be scared
Seen our logo on the moon?
You will — and will you not be thrilled?
Tried to unpop a balloon?
You will — and if we say you will, you will