My Computer Died

In my dreams, I’m a high achiever
That makes me a true believer
I use my time wisely
Watching out for
Time bandits, like the telly
This is the day my computer died
I can’t believe it’s fried
Big things were happenin'
But now it does nothin', no
I was paddlin' upriver for you
But the crash chopped a hole in my canoe
Oh, big things were happenin'
But now I can’t see nothin'
My ascension ain’t reached completion
Complications are in my book collection
A power outage made me rage
As I lost every page
It was no easy task for me
So, is this a summary
Of the days I spent
On words I shouldn’t forget?
Big things were a-happenin'
But now it’s nothin'
I wouldn’t have done anything
That I would regret
How could it be different?
It was so eloquent
My book was done at last
But now my computer crashed
Life’s a work in progress
I empathize with the stress
'Tis like kidney stones that won’t pass
I’ll be starting over fast
Oh, oh oh ho, oh oh
Oh oh oh, uh oh, uh ooh oh
Big things are happening
But now nothing’s happening yet
So what can I do?
There’s nothing left, ooh
I’m headed to the store
To buy a new computer
Once more