Pop Tarts & Cereal

I know I look oh so fly,
With my long blonde hair and my pretty blue eyes,
But guys I don’t wear a disguise,
So don’t approach me with bullshit and lies,
Just know that I am somethin different,
Unlike most women I wanna earn my riches,
Not by suckin dick heads,
Or bein a gold digger,
I’m very laid back and got a mind of my own,
Don’t care if I am yours to have and to hold,
Not scared of bein alone,
Don’t do what I’m told,
If you lookin for a house wife stay outta my zone,
I ain’t bout dat life and I ain’t about to change,
Baking food in the kitchen would drive me insane,
I’d prolly take a knife stab you in the face,
Drink all of your blood because I like how it tastes!
Pop Tarts and Cereal is all you get,
Because you know my ass can’t cook shit,
Not interested in being domesticated.
I don’t bow down to no one I ain’t your bitch!
Now let’s jump to the topic of kids,
If you already got em I’m not interested,
If you want em go find some other bitch,
Cause I ain’t the one to spend your life with,
I was not born with that instinct,
To wipe a childs ass or rub my mans feet,
I ain’t no servant I only clean up after me,
Get outta my bed fuck cuddling!
I don’t want no bitch with some worthless opinion,
Nagging in my ear like I’m spose to give a shit,
I didn’t sign up for this,
I’d rather die in my loneliness,
Than deal with a whiny bitch,
Who can’t handle my independence,
And don’t think you about to drag me around,
Dress me up the way you want show me off around town,
I ain’t your clown,
Or a trophy wife I’d rather eat glass than life that life!
If you think you bout ta get me with that mind control,
That ain’t about to happen though I think on my own,
Because I know I don’t need you,
I can kick you outta my life with my size seven shoe,
Then never look back because the past is where you stay,
I only move forward and you can’t keep up with me,
So best get out my way or get run over,
You actin all surprised even though I already told ya,
Katie Tropp’s the truth,
I ain’t like all of you,
I don’t play the stupid game I don’t need a fuckin boo,
If I’m alone than that’s cool,
I’m always gonna hold me down,
Ain’t scared of nothin, ain’t nothin gonna stop me now!