No One Waits (For You to Change Into Your Cape) Anymore

They all escaped
When I went to put on my red
Cape.
I flew all over the Earth and Sun,
Singed my best boots, it’s no use,
They’re gone.
How’ll I explain?
It was a wardrobe problem, Commissioner.
That sounds so lame. I’ve got a Super Sister.
They’ll commission her, too.
No one waits for you to change
Into your cape anymore.
I’ll find a way to get them all back,
And I’ll save the day.
And then I’ll say, «It was no problem at all, Commissioner.»
That sounds so great.
They’ll let my Super Sister
Come on a mission or two.
No one waits
For you to change
Into your cape anymore.