Missionary's Downfall

Everybody on your knees
«It's God» say the «Polynesse» (Sic)
They worship me mistakenly
I say «Tiki, who was he?»
Trader Vic at Hinky Dink’s
He liked sex and he liked to drink
Built a temple to have fun
Huri Popo everyone
Aku-Ako, Mai-tai
Tonight’s the night it’ll be just fine
Gombai Smash or Kapu-Kai
Can’t be bothered with the 9 to 5
Gotta get down at the coconut lounge tonight
Island people are a generous bunch
Offering drinks and buffet lunch
No missionary could ever see
Their downfall in Tahiti
Could this be paradise?
Hula skirts are really nice
Sweet and fruity drinks with ice
If I die this would suffice
Aku-Ako, Mai-tai
Tonight’s the night it’ll be just fine
Gombai Smash or Kapu-Kai
Can’t be bothered with the 9 to 5
Come on I wuna lei ya at the coconut lounge tonight
Aku-Ako, Mai-tai
Tonight’s the night it’ll be just fine
Gotta get down at the coconut lounge tonight
Aku-Ako, Mai-tai
Tonight’s the night it’ll be just fine
Gombai Smash or Kapu-Kai
Can’t be bothered with the 9 to 5
Gotta get down at the coconut lounge tonight