Rap Song

Can I borrow some detergent from you, please?
Say, wait! Look, it’s the rapping man, come to do his landry!
I was supposed to ask, can you RECK-erd on my new ablum?
I can understand well that’s the yes! Hit it one-two go rap song!
Coach Z, R-A-P
Accidentally featuring Peacey P
You biscuithead, you ain’t featurin' me!
I said accidentally featuring Peacey P!
I’m the lyricbolical Coach-Z
I like my ointments topical most-ly
And if you got the itchy toes, then come see me
I got a rap song, featuring Peacey P!
My name is P, comma, Peace-ay
I likes to eat my bacon all grease-ay
I’m the best guest rapper in the music biz
I ain’t even know whose song this is!
It’s mine!
I thought I made that abundantly clear!
Here comes the hook!
O-N-G, yes
Yes, y’all, and we don’t STAP
Coach Z and Peacey P cold rappity-rap!
Much money, mo' money, cash money, drop!
I’m the rhyme janitor wringin' out my mop!
Stop, fool, you’re crampin' my style!
I’ll sprinkle wack MCs with my sawdust pile!
Listen up straight, y’all biscuitheads
I’d like a piece o' dry toast wit' two scrambled eggs!
Order o' hash browns, make 'em extra crisp
A glass o' orange juice an' a bowl o' cheese grits!
Oh, dag!
That man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!
O-N-G, yes
Yes, y’all, and we don’t flake
Here comes Tenerence Love with an R&B break!
My name is Tenerence Love
Plus my name is Tenerence Love
Divided by my name is Tenerence Love
Equals my name is Tenaaay-erence Love!
Remainder three!
O-N-G, yes
Yes, y’all, and we don’t stap
Coach Z, Peacey P
The Chort, that was amazing!
It’s gonna rocket straight to the bottom of the BET charts!
Oh, your payment
How’s about a nice slice of chin strap pizza?