Sem Saudades De Voce (Don't Call Joe)

If a bolt needs changing don’t call Joe
If a bulb needs planting don’t call Joe
But if you’re of mind you will always find
A gentleman right to the letter elsewhere, and
If he must be faithful he not Joe
If you want a puppy then this Joe is not for you
But if you want loving the likes you’ve never known
Two arms to fall in, have a ball in, lips that thrill you
All but kill you, I suggest you rush and call up Joe
If a faucet’s leaking don’t call Joe
If a hinge is squeaking don’t call Joe
But if you’re inclined you can always find
A miss to fix it who is handy elsewhere, and
If he must be cultured, him not Joe
If you want a scholar thn this Joe is not for you
But if you want loving the kind of which you dream
A man who’ll tam you and inflame you
Have you sigh and satisfy you
I suggest you, I suggest you rush, I suggest you rush
I suggest you rush and call up Joe