Christmas Sweatz

You get some green sweats
I get some red sweats
Then we switch 'em up
We got Christmas sweats
You get some red sweats
I get some green sweats
Then we switch 'em up
We got Christmas sweats
She’s got a green sweatshirt
(Yeah)
And got some green sweatpants
(They match)
That’s just a green sweatsuit
You see that every other motherfruitcaking day
He’s got a red sweatshirt
(Boring)
And got some red sweatpants
(Yawn)
That’s just a red sweatsuit
You see that every other motherfruitcaking day
You get some green sweats
I get some red sweats
Then we switch 'em up
We got Christmas sweats
You get some red sweats
I get some green sweats
Then we switch 'em up
We got Christmas sweats
He’s so festive
He’s gonna get himself arrested
She’s probably a pro sleigh rider
I bet she pees apple cider
He’s probably done all his shopping
I bet he actually wears Christmas stockings
Is she texting Santa?
He’s spending time with Amanda
(Who's Amanda?)
(His stepdaughter, he’s in a second marriage, it’s cool)
You get some green sweats
I get some red sweats
Then we switch 'em up
We got Christmas sweats
(Yeah! What? Woah…)
You get some blue sweats
I get some white sweats
Then we switch 'em up
We got Hanukkah sweats
You get some red sweats
I get some green sweats
He gets some black sweats
Kwanzaa sweats
You get some red sweats
I get some green sweats
Then we switch 'em up
We got Christmas sweats