Magic Buttons

Captain’s magic buttons, he’s got half a dozen
Makes him sing in different ways (Wah-ho! Here we go!)
Magic buttons, push a magic button
Let’s see how he sings today
What’s gonna happen when you push the first button?
(Quack-a-doodle doo)
What’s gonna happen when you push the second button?
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
What’s gonna happen when you push the third button?
(Quack-a-doodle, quack-a-doodle-doo)
What’s gonna happen when you push the fourth button?
(Wah-ho! Let’s hopscotch!)
Captain’s magic buttons, he’s got half a dozen
Makes him sing in different ways (Wah-ho! Me hearties!)
Magic buttons, push a magic button
Let’s see how he sings today (Who-hoo! This is fun!)
What’s gonna happen when you push the first button?
(Quack-a-doodle doo)
What’s gonna happen when you push the second button?
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
What’s gonna happen when you push the third button?
(Quack-a-doodle, quack-a-doodle, quack-a-doo)
What’s gonna happen when you push the fourth button?
(Wah-ho! I love hopscotch! Whoo-hoo-hoo!)
Captain’s magic buttons, he’s got half a dozen
Makes him sing in different ways
(Oh, these buttons are great fun, me hearties!)
Magic buttons, push a magic button
Let’s see how he sings today (Wah-ho!)
What’s gonna happen when you push the first button?
(Quack-a-doodle doo… oh, it didn’t work)
What’s gonna happen when you push the second button?
(Wah-wah-wah-wah)
What’s gonna happen when you push the third button?
(Quack-a-doodle, quack-a-doo, yeah)
What’s gonna happen when you push the fourth button?
(Wah-ho! Hopscotching! Woo-hoo!)
(Oh-ho. These are the best magic buttons I’ve ever had. Arr!)