Disco Bus

The Friday cars pour people
Like the bearded bar-man pours drinks
And everybody’s lookin' good
Though not as good as they all think
But attitude is everything
Shouts a lady as they open up the doors
And everybody starts pushing
To get a spot on the checkered dance floor
It’s all aboard the Disco Bus
The party place on wheels
You never know just where you’re goin'
But you like just how it feels
Yeah, it’s all aboard the Disco Bus
It’s the 21st century
The drinks here may be pricey
But the good times they’re all free
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DJ Toby’s in the corner
Layin' down a funky beat
While the sequin-studded cowboy
Looks for a cowgirl he’d like to meet
Outside the cityscape changes
And the landmarks pass me by
But inside it’s a party
And everybody’s getting high
Worries can’t catch this train
And neither can the cops
Cause once the party’s in motion
The bus ain’t stoppin' till it stops
So all you lonely souls out there
Listen close and heed the call
Join the fun and hitch a ride
On the world’s first moving dance hall